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ginger sex god

Rupert Grint, also known as Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter films.
My ovaries are gone and I can thank the ginger sex god.
by trollinginthedeep October 26, 2011
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commodore sex act

The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.
Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.
by already being used by someone January 13, 2009
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hot like sex

hot like sex-- when something is so undeniably awesome it out plays everything else. Sex is the only thing that could compare. use it like an adjective.
1. Shimmy is hot like sex.

2. -Jessie's party was so freakin' fun.
:Yeah, it was hot like sex.
by haha...oh wait September 14, 2008
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Better Than Sex

A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.
Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?

Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.

Nico: No, no it isn't.

Queen of England: Whatevs
by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012
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real person sex

Sex between a man and a woman. The act of performing sexual intercourse the way the good Lord intended it to be.
Caitlin: It was so weird because my lesbian gym teacher taught me about sex.
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!
by Brobot0001000 November 9, 2010
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Crazy Sex High

A sexual high, with a crazy encentric twist.

First popularised in Brighton
by 12inchplate May 20, 2009
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Blind Unicorn Sex

During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.
“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob”
by Tiddlydinkydoo May 30, 2018
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