by trollinginthedeep October 26, 2011
Get the ginger sex god mug.Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.
by already being used by someone January 13, 2009
Get the commodore sex act mug.hot like sex-- when something is so undeniably awesome it out plays everything else. Sex is the only thing that could compare. use it like an adjective.
by haha...oh wait September 14, 2008
Get the hot like sex mug.A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.
Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.
Nico: No, no it isn't.
Queen of England: Whatevs
by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012
Get the Better Than Sex mug.Sex between a man and a woman. The act of performing sexual intercourse the way the good Lord intended it to be.
Caitlin: It was so weird because my lesbian gym teacher taught me about sex.
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!
Chris: That's awkward.
Caitlin: Yeah! She doesn't even have real person sex!
Chris: lol real person sex?
Caitlin: Yeah like between a man and a woman!
by Brobot0001000 November 9, 2010
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Get the Crazy Sex High mug.During a threesome, the balls of a fully erect male cover the eyes of 1 member while giving a blowjob to the third member.
“...Blind unicorn sex was great, I had my eyes covered by balls most of the time while I was giving a blowjob”
by Tiddlydinkydoo May 30, 2018
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