One direction

A band that said they where going to come back in 18 MONTHS and now it’s been 6years😀

“See you in 18 months babe”………….. “hey you okay it’s been 6 years🤨”

One direction

by Aisisjdidjxidn September 15, 2021

happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick

Very happy.

How are you going Johnno?””Great,in fact I’m as happy as a one legged Leso on a pogo stick”

by cat518 January 25, 2025

I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem

"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"

by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022

No One Runs Better Than Me

A phrase used by someone who claims to consistently get lucky in poker or similar games, often pulling the perfect card when needed to win crucial hands. It's typically said with confidence, humor, or playful arrogance.

Player 1: "You hit that flush on the river AGAIN?"
Player 2: "No one runs better than me!"

by whodat25555 February 4, 2025

One-Percenter

A rich person

YOOOO LOOK AT THAT ONE-PERCENTER *points at the rich dude* HEH, ONE-PERCENTER LOL

by Lost Detached Soul May 20, 2025

One-Flush Special

The one-flush special is an act of masturbation. In said act, one first produces excrement into any given toilet. After this being done, the given person proceeds to masturbate without flushing, becoming aroused by the stench of his own feces, leading to an incredible climax. After the ejaculant is cleaned, the mixture of excrement and semen is finally flushed.

Tom: "Hey man I heard you jacked off in the grocery store bathroom"
Friend: "Yeah bro, I pulled off the one-flush special!"

by Habertown December 23, 2010

One hit wonder

When you physically hit your partner one time in an argument and then later on wonder why you didn't hit them more than just once.

Susan woke up a one hit wonder she punched gym last night in an argument and woke up this morning wondering why she didn't hit him more.

by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025