get your head back on

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.

Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!

by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020

Vandals get schmandaled

When someone deliberately damages or destroys something, but immediately gets injured by the now damaged or broken thing

Chap 1: Wow, man, I didn't think breaking that camera would cause it to fall on my head
Chap 2: well, vandals get schmandaled

by Mr(always)Right July 8, 2020

Get stuffed

A dad poopiehead phrase that dads who think they’re funny us he stays up all night uses

Kid: can I have a lolly bag

Dad: get stuffed

by Chocolate sandwiches July 15, 2020

get noob

just get noob and still chill

flamingo:get noob

by wsdwsw July 23, 2020

Get a life

This phrase is usually said by your dog.

It knows man.

Get a life bro

by neighbor.whos.watching.you.rn July 28, 2020

Get laid

Getting shot or knocked out by someone or something

Pull up u gonna get laid

by Blm today August 3, 2020

Getting Gum Out of the Carpet

The act of masturbating, especially by a woman.

Bro, I totally walked in on my step-sister Getting Gum Out of the Carpet. Not my proudest fap.

by Meowlentine August 6, 2020