sex term goasting

when you push down your lovers head in to the bed while you are having inercors then you have you friend come out ove the closet and fuck her then you go out to the window and wave at her

hey i goasted that bitch sex term goasting

by goasting October 23, 2017

rubix cube sex

sex that is so boring that you could solve a rubix cube during it.

girl to friend: omg i so had rubix cube sex with him last night

friend: what?

girl: it was so boring i could have just lied there and solved a rubix cube

by packerella April 22, 2009

end of the world sex

Sex that is so primal, wild and uninhibited that it is comparable to knowing the world is about to end and it will be the last sex you will ever have.

I hadn't seen my girlfriend, Gina, since I went away to college 6 months ago. When we finally hooked up, we had the craziest sex ever! It was like end of the world sex!

by g.spell_omega May 17, 2015

Sex Pee-Pee

The act of ejaculating.

Babe, babe, I’m gonna Sex Pee-Pee!

by 0samba May 28, 2019

ginger sex god

Rupert Grint, also known as Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter films.

My ovaries are gone and I can thank the ginger sex god.

by trollinginthedeep October 26, 2011

commodore sex act

The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.

Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.

by already being used by someone January 13, 2009

Better Than Sex

A phrase used way to much, I can understand somethings can be pretty awesome, but seriously, making a really long light before it turns red is not better than sex.

Nico: I know you're really hungry, but don't you think you're exaggerating a bit?

Queen of England: Nope, this doughnut is better than sex.

Nico: No, no it isn't.

Queen of England: Whatevs

by SMSchoirboy June 2, 2012