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clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019
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Klokk Baby

Klokk Baby aka Ryan from kirkwood Atlanta is a young rapper (15), at 8years old his sister found a family friends wad and he claims he hasn’t been right since, he’s Also mentioned about a time when he was 14 he witnessed his friend get shot in his face.
You know Klokk Baby ?

Yea I’ll look him up right now
by Bazo Blokka February 23, 2020
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baby sipping

When a person sips on the alcohol little by little.
"Yo you see that girl baby sipping?"
"Yeah bro that's fucked she has been sipping that vodka for so long."
by Cloud Money November 23, 2015
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Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)
My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.
by J.Luis September 19, 2019
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Baby momma complex

Where the baby momma refuses to let the dad interfere with his child’s life regardless of custody agreements, and then complains to social media and friends that the baby’s dad “ain’t shit” and that she’s all alone as a parent.
I keep trying to get more time with my son but Amber has a baby momma complex and thinks I’m the worst.
by MasqueradeQueen April 21, 2020
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baby nun

by hsjsjkd June 6, 2022
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Baby berth

When baby girl has baby in mummy’s tummy and it terns in to a pennes
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