by zizabelle January 2, 2011

A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
by bitchuck September 5, 2024

A nigga from kik who says all females are his soulmates.
Also goes after men and thinks all women are men.
Copy pastes quotes constantly.
Demands white men to pay reperations for the past.
Also goes after men and thinks all women are men.
Copy pastes quotes constantly.
Demands white men to pay reperations for the past.
by Disniggagay October 1, 2020

When someone uses someone else to be better than you without realizing it because they are a dumb-ass.
Indirectly one up-My friend terry uses his other friend to indirectly one- up me by telling me that she drives and paid for her own car because he's way more un-accomplished than me. He probably does it unintentionally but it pisses me off nevertheless.
by Dank_usagi February 17, 2019

Term used in Lacrosse.
To check (hit) someone's stick so hard, the player accidentally drops his Crosse (stick).
To check (hit) someone's stick so hard, the player accidentally drops his Crosse (stick).
by Thad Badassle April 18, 2011

that girl you want to aggressively fuck until her butthole is torn in halves, she also happens to play fortnite, making her the baddest bitch of all time, you can only dream of her fat ass on your dick
Billy: “yo you know that one girl in your art class”
Timmy: “Yeah lowkey need her, you know why, just look on urban dictionary *winks*
Timmy: “Yeah lowkey need her, you know why, just look on urban dictionary *winks*
by DaaaaamnDanielDictionary February 2, 2024

by ABBSSOW August 18, 2024
