Dog Syrup

When you pour the water out of a dog bowl and it has the consistency of warm maple syrup due to the amount of saliva present.

Would you like some butter in your dog syrup?

by CSHopchas May 4, 2021

Booty Dog

you just say booty dog when you can't be bothered answering question. if someone asked a question and you don't wanna talk just say "booty dog"

"hey whats up man" "BOOTY DOG"

by Booty Dog June 8, 2021

Dog Purr

Verb:
The heavy breathing sound a dog makes when giving them a good scratch.

When I give my dog a belly rub she dog purrs.

by Kid with assburgars July 15, 2019

dog knees

We don’t know if they exist because if they do that would be weird (I have a thick ass)

What are dog knees?

by Virginia mom May 18, 2021

French Hot Dog Roll

1) A noun for french kssing whilst rolling up your tongue (like a hot dog bun). As this happens the tongues also feel like their hotdogs that are roiling in a pan.

It helps to put your tongues together in flat, then give the signal to roll your tongues if you want to create a funny French Hot Dog Roll.

by Kuroranj proofs John and Amber July 4, 2022

Triple Dog Dehne

Triple Dog Dehne is a nickname given to those who have an awful, seal-like laugh, someone that interrupts incessantly, and loves Shirley Temple drinks. Aside from all of that, she’s an amazing, genuine, loyal friend. Anyone would be lucky to have a friend like her. Oh, and she can also fit 3 hotdogs in her mouth at one time.

Oh, you don’t know Triple Dog Dehne? She’s a fucking LEGEND.

by kaylam February 16, 2018

Dog Engagement Theory

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.

Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”

by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024