Baby new-years

historians believe the first baby to be concived out of drunken, new-years, anonymous sex and thus the term for every baby concieved in the same manner ever since.
Jim found out his new baby was a baby new-years baby when he saw that his newly born son was black...and he was not.
by baby2.0 December 27, 2009
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Plunt baby

A baby with an abnormally large vaginal district.
Damn boy, yo ugly ass kids a plunt baby!
by Oliver closef May 27, 2021
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Croc-A-Baby

When a Florida man breeds a Florida gator. A croc-a-baby has characteristics of not only being severely disabled, they have the body of a crocodile and are born supporting Trump.
Can you believe Florida man brought his croc-a-baby to the Inauguration?? Poor thing was crying serious crocodile tears...
by LordKibachi January 31, 2021
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Sweet Baby Dave

The saddest of all beings, so said that his home cried for him. A map to his dad boy treasures can be found inked on his arm.
The Chronicles of Sweet Baby Dave.
by Lawls92 November 25, 2021
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even a baby could do it

Yeah, sure --- if the baby in question was Einstein or Hulk Hogan before he grew up.
Often when an adult snortingly grumbles that, "Even a baby could do it!" when a child either doesn't understand instructions or is too timid/weak to perform some action, the truth is that the grownup is **himself** not able to explain or carry out the task, either, and so he is merely trying to make himself feel better by verbally putting down the poor innocent child. Pathetic.
by QuacksO July 23, 2019
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On baby

Swear to god , or on my mama, (not literally on a baby)
On baby I seen him shoot up the store , or when I see her ass it’s up there on baby !
by Pretty Damu Isys September 22, 2021
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On baby

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