Larry has a huge thing for Russian sex dolls; he just can't get off on a sex doll unless it is blonde and named Anastasia or something.
by LKLD December 11, 2009
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there was a 20 some going on in bed last night so i was like da hell with it lets just play a friendly game of clown car sex (: but then her vagina tore.... o well
by Mr. rapest November 4, 2010
Get the Clown Car Sex mug.some one that is record breakingly good looking and sexy that provokes any onlooker to immediatly want to engage in sex.
by becandadrian March 8, 2009
Get the sex on two legs mug.An excuse to do the dirty on christmas day. May be used to avoid the wrath of God for sinning on his son's birthday.
John: Are you free tonight? I need a little christmas lovin, if you know what I mean...
Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.
John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.
Jane: Ok! Let's do it!
Jane: I'm not sure God would ever forgive me.
John: Don't worry, it's jesus birthday sex. He'll take it as a compliment that we are celebrating His birth.
Jane: Ok! Let's do it!
by Jbislollipop23 December 26, 2009
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Get the gay nigger sex mug.1) used when someone is so virginic looking that people/their friends must take it to the next level and sexify him/her. Sort of like dress them up but sex them up
2) like hit me up except like hit me up and we'll have sex
2) like hit me up except like hit me up and we'll have sex
1) ex:
"omgg sarah dresses like a pilgrim, we seriously needa sex that chick up"
2)ex:
Krista: "So chris you still free tonight?"
Chris: "yaa"
Krista: "k cool, if you find yourself getting bored...sex me up"
"omgg sarah dresses like a pilgrim, we seriously needa sex that chick up"
2)ex:
Krista: "So chris you still free tonight?"
Chris: "yaa"
Krista: "k cool, if you find yourself getting bored...sex me up"
by hateonitnowornever March 2, 2011
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by Wolfwood August 27, 2005
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