Suck my dick, or cock

An interjection used when angry or upset with something. Commonly used by Youtube Sensation "The Tourettes Guy."

The Tourettes Guy has neck pain. "Dammit! Piss! Suck my dick, or cock!

by Rdcatfish302 July 30, 2011

Sucking your own cock

Sucking your own cock -
The art of bending your head forward towards your penis, and being able to pull at least 1 cm of skin up and down, or enough to ejaculate.

Welp, imma suck my own cock now.

Go away mom, I'm sucking my own cock over here.

Why are you sucking your own cock?

by BOIIIIIbig July 20, 2020

Pussy Juice Cock Cannon

The act of having your female sexual partner squat over your penis as she ejaculates, and then the male partner ejaculating upward shooting both ejaculates in and around the female's vagina.

Last night i tried to do a pussy juice cock cannon on my girlfriend.

by Taco Night May 18, 2010

Call of Booty Black Cocks

The greatest title for a porn ever. The name is a parody of the popular video game "Call of Duty: Black Ops".

Man A: You know what a great porn title would be?

Man B: What?

Man A: "Call of Booty Black Cocks!"

by TontoTheScalper November 21, 2010

Cock Craving Cum Hound

A woman who hunts for men that are willing to put there huge meat rockets in any bodily oriphus and then spray her down with gallons upon gallons of hot, sticky cum.

Hey Wendy, how was that gang bang last night? You are such a cock craving cum hound!

by jtcjr13 July 30, 2009

cock-n-ball politics

any type of politics that is equivalent to the gesture of grabbing your cock and balls as a show of brute masculinity and power.

"The americans have once again managed to piss off most of the world with their cock-n-ball politics concerning(insert international political issue here)."

by C.W. Anderson III September 20, 2005

Shit Faced Cock Juggler

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.

Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

by eatmuhasshole August 14, 2008