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Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."
Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).
by QuacksO February 1, 2023
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Men who get no bitches

toe: I got rejected again...'
River": wow, you really are a great example of Men who get no bitches
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to get frosted

to cum because you like frosted flakes so much
Hey dude want to get frosted tomorrow morning?
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We getting out of (insert location here) with this one

A joke where someone says we getting out (insert place here) with this one on music videos the place usually relates to the music itself always seen with the guy speaking emoji and fire emoji
(On a fnaf music video)
Commenter: We getting out of the pizzeria with this one
Guy replying: Not another we getting out of (insert location here) with this one comment
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get up shacks

get up shacks an unwanted attack from a party of people looking to attack those vulnerable to their surroundings offen used as code word to attack depending on how much of a pussy they are
joe,"hey aidan how are you"
aidan"im fine thanks pal u"
joe" get up shacks"
james" cba"
luis" fuck of joe"
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Get a Life

go an f##king life fill that empty void in heart you monkey what are you doing here just wasting your time and life away go do something meaning full change the world for crying out loud just don't spend your time on here study you probably have a test you're avoiding to study for your going to fail if you don't study and don't go watch your favorite tv shows or YouTube videos or anime or video games
Go get a life you homo or monkey whatever you prefer
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