face like a dropped meat pie

someone with a really, really, really, rediculously ugly face
frank has a face like a dropped meat pie.
by Mini-D October 17, 2005
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Red Faced Cunt Pounder

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.
Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!
by micah! March 17, 2004
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I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE

1. Moment in time when your body is so coked that a numbing sensation spreads starting at on your face.

2. Unused excitement that causes you to feel separated from your head.

3. Getting so excited when thinking about future events.
EX. 1: Guy 1: Hey Andrew i really hate being at work!

Guy 2: I know man it's so dead in here, I CAN'T FEEEL MY FACE!!!!

EX. 2: Guy 1: Bro you ready for tonight, I hear there is going to be crazy bitches gettin down.

Guy 2: I heard man I'm so excited I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!!
by G THE G April 20, 2007
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eel face faggot

eel-ish lookin queer that licks the wang resembling an eel on his face (dick being the eel) and him being a faggot for sucking dick
mike bolton is a eel face faggot. he eats poopsicles
by goozle February 13, 2004
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i cant feel my face

you are so high or drunk that you cant feelyour face
by Laurence Blake December 24, 2006
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A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet
yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!
by Scriney93 November 07, 2010
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