Red Faced Cunt Pounder

An erect penis sporting rubberbands around the tip to create a more sensitive area for the male.

Get over here and slide on my red faced cunt pounder, bitch!

by micah! March 16, 2004

I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE

1. Moment in time when your body is so coked that a numbing sensation spreads starting at on your face.

2. Unused excitement that causes you to feel separated from your head.

3. Getting so excited when thinking about future events.

EX. 1: Guy 1: Hey Andrew i really hate being at work!

Guy 2: I know man it's so dead in here, I CAN'T FEEEL MY FACE!!!!

EX. 2: Guy 1: Bro you ready for tonight, I hear there is going to be crazy bitches gettin down.

Guy 2: I heard man I'm so excited I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE!!!!

by G THE G May 11, 2007

Go and take your face for a shit!

To take one's face for a shit

*Someone comes up to you giving you grief*
"Look love, go and take your face for a shit!"

by Abi-origionally coined by Gary March 30, 2009

i cant feel my face

you are so high or drunk that you cant feelyour face

I'm so high that I cant feel my face

by Laurence Blake December 30, 2006

eel face faggot

eel-ish lookin queer that licks the wang resembling an eel on his face (dick being the eel) and him being a faggot for sucking dick

mike bolton is a eel face faggot. he eats poopsicles

by goozle February 13, 2004

Face like a rat catchers mallet

A specimen so damn ugly they resemble the business end of a mallet

yeah but she got a face like a rat catchers mallet!

by Scriney93 November 8, 2010

Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior

An unofficial nickname for the former WWE and current TNA wrestler Jeff Hardy.

Look the Rainbow Unicorn Face Paint Warrior is going to do the Swanton Bomb.

by Humanomaly 666 June 24, 2016