by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing July 8, 2025

a party where there are too many people, and just one couch. this usually is the fault of the person who threw it not thinking through who or how many people to invite despite not having enough furniture. this results in either a bunch of people squishing onto the one couch or practically nobody sitting there because of the awkwardness of the last situation mentioned.
"Did you have fun at Kaitlin's the other day."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
"Nah, man it was a one couch party. There was nowhere to sit."
by just some lurker on the web February 8, 2020

by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021

When someone has an Xbox live account, or a PlayStation account, but only plays on PC.
These people have a pointless Xbox/PS account that they never use.
They like to advertise their gamertags, but you never see them online. They’re like one trick ponies, only good at one thing.
These people have a pointless Xbox/PS account that they never use.
They like to advertise their gamertags, but you never see them online. They’re like one trick ponies, only good at one thing.
Mr.NormalGuy123: “I play Xbox and PC.”
Mr.OneTrickGamer698: “Oh, I have an Xbox one account, my gamer tag is “MoldyPig.”
Me: *Searches him up on Xbox only to find he hasn’t been active since December 5th, 2015*
Me: “He’s a One Trick Gamer.”
Mr.OneTrickGamer698: “Oh, I have an Xbox one account, my gamer tag is “MoldyPig.”
Me: *Searches him up on Xbox only to find he hasn’t been active since December 5th, 2015*
Me: “He’s a One Trick Gamer.”
by A Twist of Rexy February 17, 2023

by ricecars November 2, 2021

So there I was in the woods, crunching one off, when I see the biggest fucking black bear ever to exist...
by Wiserthantoast June 14, 2018

To do something fast.
by Pornman820 November 16, 2020
