Jerk Turd Fuck Head 

Someone who is an asshole.

"That was my parking space, you jerk turd fuck head!"

Jerk Turd Fuck Head by The_Dood October 23, 2012

keep the head

Used mainly in Ireland and also sometimes in the United Kingdom. Used to encourage one to be calm, cool and not to over react under pressure.

Derives from the the involuntary thoughtless movements/convulsions that chickens experience for a brief moment after having their heads choped off.

playing football and johnny scores an own goal.
Manager: "...thats alright johnny, keep the head now, come on"

keep the head by terryman July 27, 2012

Nuclear Whore Head 

the occasion in which a woman is giving a man a blowjob, and while doing so, accidentally chokes and proceeds to vomit while the man's penis is still in her mouth

Guy 1: I had the worst night last night.
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I picked up a girl at the club and she gave me a nuclear whore head.
Guy 2: That's fuckin' nasty!

Nuclear Whore Head by Iron Balls 69 May 28, 2013

surprise slow head 

When one gets head by a complete surprise in a slow matter which would make ones legs curl.

"Did you fuck her?"
"Nah, but I got that surprise slow head doe."

surprise slow head by treyweeezay November 16, 2013

polar bear head 

Cold hands, lots of teeth.

/u/kuato_lives: Man, I secretly hate that my partner gives me Polar Bear Head.
You: Well, what is "Polar Bear Head"?
/u/kuato_lives: Cold hands, lots of teeth.

polar bear head by User01 February 22, 2014

polar bear head 

Giving head with cold hands and using lots of teeth.

Mary gives polar bear head. It's so bad!

polar bear head by shazbot28 February 22, 2014

polar bear head 

The act of receiving head from someone with cold hands who uses lots of teeth.

My wife gives polar bear head, but at least I get some.

polar bear head by Donotpickyournose February 22, 2014