Dream Babies

A term used when some one ejaculated in the bathtub or shower.

Guy 1: Why were you in there so long?
Guy 2: I was making dream babies.
Guy 1: Oh hahaha gross.

by br3ntron September 8, 2012

Closet baby

A baby conceived by two people in a lavender marriage specifically to hide the parents homosexuality. Closet babies can be conceived through IVF, turkey baster or through the old fashioned way if the gay man is drunk enough and watched enough gay porn earlier in the day to make "it" work.

His agent wants him to stay closeted so he bearded up and they popped out a closet baby.

by Mr freeze September 27, 2017

Baby Russia

An internet emoticon that represents a baby Russian. The character always stares at the character once it is typed or drawn, and is often accompanied by "Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS."

.J. (The Baby Russia Emoticon)

Also known as "Little Russia"

.J. < Baby Russia loves you always. ALWAYS.

by EstonianBrony July 24, 2012

baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt

a phrase that sigmas use

non sigma: hi
real sigma: baby gronk sigma ohio 1 2 buckle my shoe edging with a side of rizz miller grove w gyatt

by sigma with rizz December 4, 2023

Bush Baby

When you cum in her pubes

Peirce: I gave Kathy a bush baby last night
Joe: no way, I live doing those

by John Rook December 10, 2018

baby

mari

mari: im baby
all friends: mari baby

by theacool June 12, 2019

Baby Daddy Blues

The natural feeling/connection post having a baby with someone & you’re wishing you could be a family. You keep thinking about your baby daddy despite the reason you aren’t together, and want to be intimate w/ him.

“Girl my baby is 10 months and I have the baby daddy blues bad. I’m so mad at him, but I just keep thinking about him.”

“I keep having wet dreams about my baby daddy, I have the baby daddy blues.”

by Ttawlove September 7, 2022