Julian Virus

When you're sick but according to a doctor that you paid, he says your not contagious. But then everyone that you came into contact with starts to get sick and cause them to miss St. Patricks day drinking.

"Guys the doctor said im not contagious, I dont have the Julian virus"

"You guys did not get sick because of me, the Julian virus is not a thing"

by clutchie112 March 20, 2024

mid virus

The process of recently becoming mid (like a glow down) after a period of not being mid. This can be a permanent affliction or a temporary status.

Ex 1: "I think I caught the mid virus... :-("

Ex 2: "I know I've been looking kind of mangled this week... I've been having a case of mid virus lately."

by hdogevil March 27, 2024

Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.

When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay

by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024

Influencera Virus

A new virus strain affecting all internet, social media sites, and life itself. Much more prevelant than the

Corona virus. The entire worldwide population is at risk of being infected by it, and it appears there may

never be a vaccine developed that can rid it from the human population. This could possibly be the human

species mass extinction event, unless an asteroid gets us first. RIP in advance.

The Influencera Virus is real. It puts the Covid pandemic to shame!

by KSparx September 16, 2024

Cripple virus

When so many people in a group or area are sustaining injuries that it seems contagious.

Man, it feels like everyone is walking with crutches now.
Yeah dude, the cripple virus is going around.

by zorgid September 20, 2024

Batman Virus

Batman Virus is a virus where your head hurts from rolling too many damn times mixed with eating greasy pizza

Ah shit I done got the Batman virus

by FatMan82 February 28, 2026

Weegee Virus

A computer virus that deletes all your system files

I was trying to record some stuff on my computer, and then the Weegee virus downloaded itself when I clicked the internet!!!! It's a good thing that I turned my computer off just before the file deletion reached 100%!
-russmarrs2

by The Sheepster March 16, 2026