Vesper

An absolute fat bastard with zero manners or morals. Friends with rapists. When they get angry their belly wobbles and their butthole opens and closes aggressively.

Stop acting like vesper

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Vessel Cadaver

anything you put a sigil or spell inside of

Wrap the good luck spell around the file and bake it in the cake, it can be the vessel cadaver.

by Cherrypit October 14, 2025

Vestimentosimultanophobia

The fear of putting on a hoodie and t-shirt simultaneously.

“What are you doing?”
“Oh, I pulled of my hoodie and t-shirt together, so I’m putting them back on at the same time too, it’s easier!”
“GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!”
“Bro, I think you might have Vestimentosimultanophobia…”

by leves22 January 3, 2026

Vestiege

what remains after something breaks or when there’s no clean lesson to take from it. Typically used after someone is going to heartbreak of a lost one or a relationship ending.

I'm still living with the vestiege of it.

by SevNext January 6, 2026

Crap Vessel

An insecure woman's definition of an ass

I hate that people love asses!!!!! They're just Crap Vessels!

by KyletheMiller November 1, 2006

party vest

An asian style red suede vest usually worn by the first person to get drunk at a party or person willing to party the most.

Exact origins are unknown; analysis reveals it smells funny.

Put away the axe, Ed has the party vest on.

by costas1 October 12, 2008

Crab Vest

a condom or any protection that helps against getting crabs.

Such as a crab vest that protects you from getting pinched from a crab.

Man- Should I put my crab vest on now?
Woman- eww no i'd rather do a cactus!

by therocker345 March 15, 2010