Vaginal Asphyxiation

When you go down on a girl and it’s so wet you asphyxiate and die. i.e. you essentially drown.

Best Practices When Going Down On A Girl
*Wear a snorkel.

He died a tragic death of vaginal asphyxiation.

by BoogerMan January 29, 2024

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vaginal canal

Euphemism used as a means to avoid the term "love canal" due to the latter's association with an infamous toxic waste dump in Niagara.

The man in the boat slipped and fell into the vaginal canal. His buddies tried to pull him out and save him, but he fought them off valiantly.

by bitchuck October 6, 2024

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Vaginal Waterboarding

When a woman who squirts sits on your face, and orgasms thereby nearly drowning her partner.

I went down on a girl last night, and when she squirted in my mouth, she nearly killed me with her "Vaginal Waterboarding"

by Yodas Dong November 28, 2021

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Vaginal Frog Wednesday

A weekly celebration of people with vaginas who like frogs.

"Happy Vaginal frog Wednesday"
"you just made that up didn't you"

by goicker March 10, 2023

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vaginer diner

Performing oral sex on a female

Ex. Hey Jesse how was her vaginer diner ?

by Jake steel December 11, 2013

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Vagine Sling is the female version of a “cock flight” or a testosterone battle. It occurs when two women get all agro with each other for no apparent reason as they try and one up each other about current affairs, chick shit and other basic conversation items occur. A vagine sling can get particularly aggressive when alcohol is introduced.

I can’t stand it when Heather and Kim come over it always turns into a vagine sling.

by JBH721 January 16, 2021

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