vag stamp

When a female thrusts her vagina onto somone with force. Usually in attempt to leave a mark. Female equivalent of a mushroom stamp.

Guy 1: Ah. This girl totally smacked me with her vagina last night.
Guy 2: Yeah man! She vag stamped you!
Guy 1: fuck.

by Dinglealltheqay April 19, 2014

vag year

It's how girls wish their guy friends a happy new year.

Happy Vag year, said Marj to Ian at midnight on the 31st December then proceeded to expose her vagina to him.

by Welsh_one December 31, 2023

Vag-jiving

Vagjiving (vah-jahyv-ing) verb or a Vagjiva adj : A concupiscent female seeking male attention through incessant noise and disturbance.

Bro 1: Yo man, you getting on some Halo tonight?

Bro 2: Yeah sur-

(Interrupting noise in background) "babe, check out my butt in these yoga pants"....
Bro 2: Yeah you like nice honey. Okay dude, yeah I'll frag some noobs on Halo ton-

(Nagging high pitch squeal) "BABE stop and look at how sexy I look".....
Bro 2: Ok sure, you look hot.
Bro 1: Dude, you getting on or what?
Bro 2: Yeah man, just give me a sec-
(Extremely, intentionally loud) "I'M SO WET RIGHT NOW I NEED SEX, GIVE ME YOUR DICK".

Bro 1: Why she gotta be Vag-jiving all over our Halo time man?

by Bob Loblaw's Long Law Blog August 31, 2018

Bone fo' vag!

A really bad pronouncation of the French word bon voyage.

-Bone fo' vag!
-Grassy Ass!

by Sean E Sean July 21, 2011

Vag Stacking

To line up girls you plan on having relationships with in order.

Brian had been vag stacking Leslie, Susan, and Michelle. If things didn't work out with Leslie, he'd move on to Susan, and from there, Michelle.

by CYelnats July 8, 2012

Vag pal

A close relationship between two heterosexual females or the female equivalent of a bromance

Cathy and Heather and really into each other. They are such vag pals.

by L2deuce August 7, 2012

Vag Scoop

The act of taking ones hand and quickly "scooping" anothers vag in anger, retaliation, or just for the hell of it. It is synonoumus with "sack tapping", (but for chicks).

"I vag scooped Brandi, and now she has the whole cheer squad trying to vag scoop me"

by illegally_sexy August 18, 2011