Vampyre twat

When being fellated in a 69 position u bite into the inner thigh till it bleeds and drain the life blood of ur victim

the other night i was involved in a vampyre twat with kirsty. nearly died!

by Timm Murray October 9, 2006

Twat Flash

A glimpse of the vagina. Younger women wearing short skirts, no underwear, heels they can't walk in (alcohol helps) are especially vulnerable to these.

Dave, did you get another twat flash from that barely legal barfly?

by Zoya Slapabitch July 31, 2011

twat breeze

A rather foul smelling expenditure of air from the vagina that occurs conveniently during mealtime.

"Did you smell Gertrude's twat breeze? It made me cough up my rice pudding."

by good latte March 18, 2008

twat hurricane

A pussy thats all over the place. Whores and "dyme pieces" are usually an owner of these.

Yo look at that bitch Kristen over there. She thinks she got some magical twat hurricane but for rizz nobody wants her stanky asssss.

by vanessa nukka!!!! August 12, 2006

twat ripple

a random word used to confuse someone in order to quickly change topic

1: Have you done Shirley yet???
2: TWAT RIPPLE!
1: WTF is twat ripple?!
2: I love that word dont you, TWAT RIPPLE

by Danny R. April 15, 2006

twat fathom

A unit of measurment to define the depth of womans genitalia.

'hello adam how you?'
'not bad Rob but i was with a girl last night and she must have been 20 twat fathoms deep, nearly lost my arm..'

by sharpeandharp January 27, 2009

twat scab

A very irritating person. The sensation this person produces can only be related to a scab placed on a womans' vagina.

Anyone trying to be part of your clique. Similarly a person following you because they have no friends and want to join your group but because of the fact they tried hard they failed at doing so and instead causes irreparable damage.

Mike you twat scab stop trying to be a skater like us.

by Galvin Medrano II January 25, 2007