Purple Toaster

When a man shits into a womans mouth. then chokes her until she turns purple. He then punches her in the stomach causing her to spit the shit out like a toaster.

"jill was talking back to me last night, so i gave her a purple toaster"

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by mochadwarf September 27, 2009

tooter

cute little person that farts cutely

hey tooter
will you be my tooter?

"oh man tell me about your date"
"man she's such a tooter"

by alec and liz May 3, 2010

tosser

V. Tosser, one who tosses an object or thing. Most commonly implied as an insulate in Britain for one who masturbates, similar to the American slang word “jerk”

Also see wanker

"Jerry, toss me the ball"

"Oh Jerry you are a tosser

by Lucy May 29, 2003

Tosser

A word used to describe an unsavory, contemptible person. Can also refer to the temporary actions of someone. Tosser is much the same as wanker but doesn't necessarily have to refer to the literal meaning of one who masturbates. Similar but more of a cousin to asshole.

"I hope Vicktor doesn't come tonight, he is a right tosser when he drinks"

"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"

by Kall- April 5, 2008

tosser

An absolute nobody, somebody who u wouldn't even go through the effort of pissin on if they were on fire, a real loser, wot a twat!

"Hey look at that guy on fire"
"Oh shit yeah he's on fire"
"Shall we piss on him"
"No he's a tosser!"

by The Z man January 21, 2006

St Totteringham’s Day

Redundant term that apparently refers to Arsenal FC exceeding the points total of Tottenham Hotspur in the league.
-Archaic Br. English

“Remember when Arsenal used to win games?”
“Yeh, and WTF is St Totteringham’s Day?”

by poobahbay December 16, 2020

Toaster

1) A device that heats bread until it is crisp, and therefore toast

2) A gun, heat

3) A DVD Player, X-Box, or Music Device. Often used with "Pop a Squat", "Pop a Trend", or "Pop a Plant"

1) Hey, put some pop-tarts in the toaster, will you?

2) I'm packing a toaster, don't mess with me

3) Pop a trend in the toaster, I need to beat your highscore!

by ElCapitan November 3, 2004