"Hi friend, what temperature is it outside?"
"Hi you, it happens to be 65* with a Moon Shine of +4!"
"Hi you, it happens to be 65* with a Moon Shine of +4!"
by RevelAndDance October 11, 2022
by spiritanimal360 April 23, 2019
A male that a female has no interest in sleeping with, but will keep within her orbit with the vaguest of hints that he might get to smash, someday never.
This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.
Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
This male type rotates around her, in the vacuum of friendzone, cold, lifeless, and like a moon, would only be allowed to come closer to her planet on a periodic phase, to keep her happy when she's sad or to go out with her whenever her first choice is unavailable.
Chad/Tyrone never have this problem with her. She drops the panties even before they ask.
"Hey John, why does Erkel keep hanging about Brittany? He knows he's never going to get to smash with her, right?"
"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
"Man, until he learns and breaks orbit with her, he's going to have to be her beta moon."
by NorthernBoi77 December 12, 2019
The extension of a moon to include a view of the nuts. Clearly by this definition, it can only be the result of man ass visibility
Crikey, I thought a moonie was a victimless crime until I saw his cobblers. That's was certainly an agressive moon
by MrsKaren January 02, 2007
When you are so drunk while fighting that you feel as if you are spinning, often while breathing similar to an astronaught
by Orangepies April 08, 2017
Something that occurs during Moonlanding - reaching through your legs, grabbing their balls, screaming "Ground control"
by Cornzilla April 12, 2023
by fjnbjksdjnlkndti December 08, 2019