tired pudding

An old sloppy vagina.

Man that old hag has tired pudding.

by Tobixwasxhere June 26, 2017

Burnt tire fart

AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico

Brad's Burnt tire fart was so bad he had to use mouthwash to get the taste out of his own mouth.

by anonymous December 12, 2024

Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.

god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"

by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025

tireing

it’s like a car tire but an action of rolling

that man is tireing through the park

by k33rmi May 13, 2022

Ded Tired

So painfully tired that it physically hurts to wake up or be awake.

I tried to get up this morning, but i was ded tired.

by Topfoxus April 8, 2021

Hide the tire

The act of inserting foods (of your choice) into any chosen orifice prior to performing oral sex upon said orifice.

E.g. before I have my salad tossed, I always hide the tire by adding croutons

Hey baby, before you eat me out - let’s use this peachy ring and hide the tire.

by Therestlesseyebrow# January 8, 2022

Mud on the tires

When you are taking a rather largely explosive intestinal rippy and the back splash comes up and sticks to your balls or cheeks

That Taco Bell is about to put some mud on the tires

by Bigmuddyguy April 7, 2023