Tinder Kinder

The surprise result after an unprotected one night stand between 2 Tinder matches.

“I met this really handsome guy on tinder and we spent the night at my place. 9 months later I gave birth to an unwanted tinder kinder.”

by kay_b3 May 25, 2018

Tinder lick

Licking another ones ass that you just met on tinder

Met a girl last night and tinder licked her

by Psydo123 June 1, 2018

tinder bittle

An adorable chick that is of age (over 18), but looks like she is younger than 18.

Dam man! Look at that tinder bittle at 12 o'clock.

by FunnyFlirtyThirty June 1, 2018

tinder fungus

1. Someone who uses dating apps to hook up with different people frequently

2. Used for holding a coal for an extended period of time, so as to not have to go through the effort of restarting a fire

1. "I saw you with that tinder fungus again the other day."

2. "Make sure to use some of that tinder fungus before we leave camp."

by Survivorman777 June 14, 2018

tankern

To brag about your alcohol consumption in exaggerated quantities, just to be the biggest pussy afterwards and put yourself into sleep instead of binge drinking.

A: Dude lets go tankern today, I'm gonna hit 20 beers! You're gonna be fucking drunk today.
B: The fuck yeah!

Later that night:
B: Dude why did you come by car? I thought we would tanker?
A: I'm tired and need to pick my wife up...

by Tankerbuddy June 20, 2018

tinder diving

most commonly referred to as dumpster diving on tinder

friend 1: hey lets go out to the bar and find some women to hook up with

friend 2: screw that mess that costs to much money I would rather go tinder diving instead, the most it will cost me is a penicillin shot and a trip to McDonald's for their dollar menu.

by Grrlscout315 June 26, 2018

tinder balls

When your tinder date doesn't go as planned and you're left with blue balls

Tinder date was good but left me with tinder balls.

by asly8 July 1, 2018