split those

When you "split those", it means you are getting some action. You have cracked the code and spread the legs.

"Hey man, I heard you split those last night. Was it good?"

by mastah_splintah February 20, 2014

good riddance with those critters

The equivalent to hiccups, what "bless you" is to sneezing.

Corey: "Hiccup!!"

Nick: "Good riddance with those critters."

Corey: "Thank you"

by classeh September 23, 2012

have three thousand crush

a person like me, who loves a lot of people, 'cause they've different qualities that you adore. these qualities form your 'ideal boy/girl'. you like or love lots of people 'cause look like famous person or they're kind with you. it's not a bad things; obviously you can get with a one person, but never say never.

pers.1 i have three thousand crush!
pers.2 yeahh me too, but my fav is ...

by au3.8 November 23, 2021

Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes

wow.

just wow.

Are you that bored? Are you not doing your homework like me?

kek: i just searched up five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes on urban dictionary!

ket: get a life

by katehasisses February 4, 2023

You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

This is the famous quote from one of the three main characters from GTA V named Micheal De Santa

Man aims gun to robbers head "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Pushes a Security guard at a jewel store "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
Security guard after the heist says "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em"
The actor Ned Luke says about GTA 6 "You Forget A Thousand Things Every Day. How About You Make Sure This Is One Of 'Em

by When you forget a 1000 things September 25, 2023

Timmy's Trousers

Describes that sinking feeling when you wake up in the morning after a drunken night out and you see a pair of camouflage combats lying on the floor and you just know your back door has been busted by another man

Jason: How'd ya go last night Lloydy?

Lloyd: Dont ask mate, woke up this morning with Timmy's Trousers

Jason: Fuckin Oath how do you feel about that?

Lloyd: Not good but I've had worse, at least he trims his hedge

by safarijon August 3, 2008

trouser snack

Wiener wrapped in a biscuit.

Joe came over for dinner and nibbled on a trouser snack. "My oh my, may I have another?"

by Billindatheory January 22, 2009