Paint Thinner

a mixed drink that contains Jack Daniels, Beer, Lemonade, and Jose Cuervo Black.

Taylor: "Toby make some type of drink/"
Toby: "Ok."
Perry: "What the hell is that?"
Toby: "A random mixed drink."
Perry: "Looks like damn paint thinner!"
Taylor: "Tastes great!!!"

by BruceDaJuice July 24, 2008

Worst Thing Ever!

The worst thing ever is sitting on the toilet holding a bucket to puke in.

Sitting on the toilet and holding a bucket is the Worst Thing Ever!

by GreenDog7 January 31, 2012

Thinking straight

Opposite of thinking gay.

Joe and Bob are watching porn.
Bob: Wow, I'd totally do that chick. And those red heels of hers, wow, she just looks...
Joe:...so last season.
Therefor, Joe is NOT thinking straight.

by Frankie made us do it June 22, 2008

Thinking with Portals

Technically used (obviously) for using Portals in a clever way, However this phrase may be used to describe thinking out of the box in general, or a replacement for that phrase. So basically it functions as a synonym for Thinking out of the box. Often used as "Now you're thinking with portals!" etc.

Guy1:"what you doin bob?"
Bob: "Just Thinking with portals"

Guy3: Maybe we can do (something really awesome and original that I can't think of right now)
Guy4: Now your Thinking with Portals!!

by Doom_Marine September 1, 2010

thick n thins

A type of mens dress sock, often associated with afro-american. The sock is composed of a ultra sheer part usually the ankle and above, and the thick(non sheer part) the instep/toes.

Alan wore a pair of black thick n thins to the wedding with a pair of Kenneth Cole loafers.

by Baltsox August 31, 2006

The Swirly Thing

To clamp your tongue around a girl's clitoris and swirl it around it until orgasm.

"My tongue cramped up while doing The Swirly Thing"

by Emptor February 20, 2010

I think you'll find

Opening to an explanation, typically a contradiction, where the speaker is implying in a none-too-subtle manner that the other person could well be among the stupidest person in existence (ever) for not knowing this.

Dude A: "I'm pretty sure that 2 and 2 is 4"
Dude B: "I think you'll find it's at least 5."
Subtext: "I am superior in every way. You have shit for brains. QED"

by Johnny Rod April 28, 2009