salty malt

the best thing to wash down a meal of a hearty tube steak.

i was so thirsty after working on that tube steak that i slurrped down that salty malt in seconds.

by malter and genius January 29, 2008

Salty Seabird

A salty seabird is when one's penis is sliced length ways so it resembles the beak of a bird. However, it is not a proper salty seabird unless salt is then added into the wound.

Tom: Did you hear? Jack's gonna get a "salty seabird"!
Jack: *Cries

by Hentai > Porn May 8, 2018

lightweight salty

Similar to salty, except means you are saltier than salty. And more upset easily now because of the situation that has occurred has made you upset.

"Omg Jasmine why did he just throw that at you?"
"I don't know but I'm lightweight salty about it!!!"

by TAJEC January 18, 2017

Salty Zamboni

While boning an attractive female, upon finally reaching climax the male pulls out of which ever southern oriface he has chosen to pleasure. He then finishes on either the back or stomach and proceeds to slurp it up with his mouth, like a zamboni.

Bro I totally gave my hot teacher the Salty Zamboni after my detention.

by Papa_Racicot May 22, 2018

Salty dreams

A phrase used instead of sweet for the sake of humour. Sometimes, this is said in an ironic manner as sweet dreams would be a nightmare for a diabetic patient.

Person 1: "Aight, imma head out now, bois"
Person 2: "Haha, I guess, hope you have salty dreams!"
Person 1: "Haha, wait what?

by Joebama bin Lagin June 30, 2022

salty dagger

The act of taking a penis, post-ejaculation, and putting it in a girl's mouth

Last night was so awesome! I gave her a salty dagger!

by Market Dadkef September 17, 2016

salty stalactite

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022