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patches

a type of rodent that is often not potty trained. these animals tend to have an increased interest in feet.
put socks on before patches shows up again…
by Sc0opy January 31, 2022
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Blue sour patch gummy

Some one who is lucky to find a gem
Like Emily. And someone who is talking to someone else that is way out of there league.
Please Roberto you are a whole blue sour patch gummy.
by Websters dikssionary February 12, 2022
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Alabama Soul Patch

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.
by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021
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Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.
My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.
by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021
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Sad patch

Mary has been in a sad patch ever since her dog died.
by Karen Thrift September 24, 2021
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onion patch pussy

See “onion patch”

the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.

look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.

damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”
by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021
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National Patch the opps Day

October 31, Also known as Nation Patch the Opps Day. It’s the one day every year where you can use your halloween mask to slide in the Opps.
you ain’t heard G we sliding on EBO and Freebandz tonight its “National patch the opps day” .
by T.money October 31, 2021
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