Patches the plush is a made up character by a user on a site. It is a mix of plush and human, and has a gender defined as male. He has a long backstory, but in general has several patches and stitches. Colton Calloway is his real name, but prefers being called Patches. Contains Child Like innocence, sensitive and mostly cheery+happy. They're allergic to cinnamon, and deserve more love
by GlitchedButterz1987 August 17, 2017
Get the Patches the plushmug. Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
Get the Cabbage patchmug. by Milf hot wife May 11, 2023
Get the hack your patchmug. by Rizz queen June 17, 2023
Get the Sour Patch Kidsmug. Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.
If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.
If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.
Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”
by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022
Get the Patchedmug. It is the portion of a vehicle's tire that is in actual contact with the road surface. It is most commonly used in the discussion of pneumatic tires, (i.e. pressurized tires), where the term is strictly used to describe the portion of the tire’s tread that touches the road surface. The term footprint is used almost synonymously.
by Known-Unknown December 20, 2009
Get the Contact Patchmug. by AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA May 12, 2022
Get the Sour patch kids energy drinkmug.