squashing mushrooms

When you mush two dickheads together.

Hey, what are Robbie and Zack doing upstairs?
Probably squashing mushrooms.

by Ranch Hand 69 July 14, 2016

Mushroom Rage

The feeling of anger and confusion at the end of a mushroom trip

Im glad I didnt show up to your house while you are experiencing mushroom rage

by HonkyThomas October 12, 2020

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

Mushroom Hubs

Named "mushroom hubs" for the way they mysteriously seem to sprout under desks near people's feet. No one can explain how or why it got there, but serious things start breaking if you touch it.

Herbert always has the gadgets, he's even set up his own mushroom hubs

by holloway November 16, 2007

shitake mushrooms

the word you use when your around family and accidentally yell SH*T

THATS SOME COOL SHITAKE MUSHROOMS

by squidwordslongshlong April 8, 2021

Mushroom Knocker

Term for a homosexual man

Man, Chad and Larry are a couple of real mushroom knockers...

by GoddessNix October 26, 2025

Mushroom Black

When a bitch is lacking on felatio and teasing it creating a blue ball upset, you defy physics by delivering a fatal blow with thine dickhead creating a blemish to thou eye socket.

She made a critical mistake by blowing a kiss at my dick, turned her face into a baseball and hit a home run with my hard helmet head rendering her eye a mushroom black

by Trexcandopushups June 9, 2022