by Majjor December 27, 2017
Get the majid jordanmug. by AlbertEinsteinIsGood November 1, 2020
Get the CJ JORDANmug. A 4 foot 11 inch female dwarf that serves a big strong man known as Evan Cotton. Legend has it that she is fucked so hard everynight by Evan that the whole state of New Jersey can hear her moans every night.
by Evan Cotton September 2, 2019
Get the Jordan Cottonmug. Pro-golfer, remade under armor into a nice posh brand. Instead of just hunting country people. His historic 2015 season can be compared to tiger woods early 2000. His 2015 year shattered earning records. One of the best mid range putting in history; however, messed up his game chasing more yards off the tee. Shame.
by Longbomer February 18, 2017
Get the jordan spiethmug. A moment that gets big haha's from everyone in a 20 km radius. It can cause side effects such as: uncontrollable laughter, unmeasuable dissapointment, tons of embarrassment, mild to severe depression and death.
by jordie jo January 2, 2020
Get the Jordan Momentmug. The most amazingly sexy, strong, moral, ingenious man that will put any other male species to shame, with his intellect AND extremely pleasing genetalia.
by Coxlover February 6, 2018
Get the jordan coxmug. Quite possible the most the attractive guy you'll ever see. Coming in at an astounding 7'8, 365kg PURE MUSCLE he is the ideal man for any woman worthy of his time. You can usually find Mr. Cook doing pushups in his private gym located within his $15,000,000 mansion, or cruising around his one of his many Lamborghini's located in his 40 car garage.
by CookieIsMine March 15, 2019
Get the Jordan Cookmug.