Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.

John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016

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Get the Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.mug.

Joe Hawk

A young ass eating male who sounds like Batman.
A West haven idol

Oh my god I was packing the section and saw someone Joe Hawking

by Aids apple February 10, 2020

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Get the Joe Hawkmug.

cooter hawk

Bush.

Beautiful cooter hawk.

by backforthejamz January 27, 2020

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Get the cooter hawkmug.

hawk

gun

put the hawk to your brain

by DJ Blur October 12, 2019

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Get the hawkmug.

Fly Hawk

The act of smoking weed. Good way to talk about pot discreetly.

"Hey man lets go fly hawk!"

"The hawk flew last weekend."

by JimCrow209 April 8, 2012

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Get the Fly Hawkmug.

Hawkings

That feeling when you are sitting at your laptop, and you cannot be bothered to move any part of your body other than the fingers that are necessary to type.

Dude 1: Dude why are you not moving anything other than the fingers that are necessary to type
Dude 2: Dude I've got the Hawkings

by TheHawkMeister February 12, 2017

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