covid cop-out

A convenient way to tell someone that you don't want to do something with them because you've 'been exposed' to Covid-19 virus, yet not feel bad about it at all.
"Dude, I can't go to your BBQ tonight. The cable guy hooked up my new router today and I've been exposed. I'll need to self-isolate for at least 2 weeks." This is a classic example of the covid cop-out
by Superfly Horowitz May 23, 2020
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Serial Cop-a-Feelist

When a man or woman is constantly grabbing people in inappropriate sexual ways; in the workplace or in social settings.
Craig Kilborne is a Serial Cop-a-Feelist, when he was on the "Daily Show" he was known for grabbing women and making unwanted sexual advances toward them.
by Ace-Man-Carolla July 29, 2011
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res-cop

A policeman on an Indian Reservation (especially the Onondaga Reservation). Basically a gang of asshole red trash who drive around the res looking for whites to res-jack.
Those res-cops nearly caught me, but I got back into white territory just in time!
by Gianni September 28, 2004
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Cop-ass funeral

A large, bureaucratic inconvenience
I was stuck in traffic for two hours for some cop-ass funeral!
by TenaciousLee626 October 28, 2013
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Cop-Blocked

When your going to hang out with someone you think is hot or you want to get something sexually from and you get pulled over by a cop, making you late.
Dude I was going to fuck this hot ass bitch and i got cop-blocked
by CCindizBitch November 26, 2010
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PoopCent Cop

PoopCent Cop is a family friendly version of "shitcent cop" but instead of it ACTUALLY being family friendly it's even more offensive than the actual thing so i'd say you should keep your kids FAR FAR AWAY from this youtube series
"Hey Dude this looks like a good video"
"Bish this should be on pornhub it's more offensive than fucking barack obama's left ear"
"O SHIT IS DA COPS RUN BISH WE'VE BEEN CAUGHT WATCHING "POOPCENT COP"
by NibberFlaggot December 20, 2017
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Town Cop

A fat low life doush bag who could not make it as a state cop so instead acts all heard by nabbing skate boards from local skaters and messing with middle school kids. Usually comes in groups of five. On some common days the typical town cop will nab weed from a wankster and start blzing it up.
Town cop - what ya doing?

Skater - Oh Im just having a good time skating. Not causing any harm.

Town cop - This is private property.

Skater - But the clerk said I could skate here.

Town Cop - Give me the fuckin skate board. ( Steps on it and breaks it in half )

Skater - What the fuck.

Town Cop - Im gonna let you go this time, and every other time I do this because I dont want to lose my badge.
by Timmmmmaaayyy January 25, 2009
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