Dubious Shrek

(noun)

The act of pissing in your girl (or guy)'s ass and fisting out a lump of faeces, then mixing with the urine, while shoving it violently back into the ass, causing a rupture and mix of red, yellow and brown, resulting in a creamy brown mud, then smothering it all over your body then conveying a message to your girl (or guy) saying "Get out of my Swamp!"

Owen: Jesus christ what happened to you Ethan?
Ethan: Well me and my girl got down and dirty and I performed the act of a Dubious Shrek.

by Chinkyboy321 February 16, 2023

Shrek

A wonderful and spectacular MYTHICAL CREATURE

Shrek is bae

by Shreky April 22, 2021

Shrek

The hottest ogre to ever be seen by light. Correction, one of the hottest living things to be seen by light

person one:"OMG its shrek😍😍😍😍😍😍"

person two:"Wow, hes so hot, I want to have little babies with him cuz he's so hot"

by Tweek_coffee July 14, 2023

Shrek yourself

When you don’t want to say “fuck” or “shit yourself” and they still want to have some layers in them.

Shrek yourself! You’re a piece of Shrek!

by ShrekLord9871 November 16, 2023

Shrek

A shrek is a holy figure of wich many pray to in their times of misery and misfortune.

"Hey Ron, have you praised to shrek yet?"
"Uhh, no sir"
"Aithest!!!!!"

by Lacara4d December 25, 2019

Shrek

A green ogre who is Shrakk’s cousin and Madonna and Borderline’s neighbor

Shrek saw Madonna walking Borderline.

by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018

PS1 Hagrid x Shrek

the best ship ever no one can say anything about it as it is so perfect

Person 1:I ship PS1 Hagrid x Shrek
Person 2: So does everyone you're not original

by hdijasdo;iawsjdoisdkofp sdjmdj June 27, 2022