clobber the skank

To “clobber the skank” one must be doggy style and find the closest heavy object to wack the skank over the head and while they are unconscious place said object in skanks butthole.

quickly put your clothes on and leave never to be seen again.

I found out my ex was cheating on me and I couldn’t help but clobber the skank with a flashlight from her night stand ! I turned it on and shut off the lights after I got my clothes back on so I could see my excape route!

by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself October 27, 2018

Mank Skank

A person who smells like a stray cat and acts like one

"Oi you see that dick head over there with the wonky eyes and looks homeless"
"YEH mate I do what about him"
"well he looks like a bit of a MANK SKANK"

"OH yeh he does aswell "

by Marmiteboy November 3, 2016

Crank skank

Synonym to methwhore

Someone who will fuck you or your boyfriend for a bag

“Why’s hayley here”

“Oh you know her, she’s a crank skank”

by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019

Coffee Skank

Someone who will drink coffee anytime anywhere. Doesn’t matter the age or viscosity they will put that black nectar down no matter the cost to reputation or their body.

Kristen: You really going to drink yesterdays coffee from that pot?

Michael: Of course I am.

Kristen: Coffee Skank

by Mrbrkfst May 7, 2021

skank junt

Shake Junt homies' girlfriend whose lifestyle consists of blunts, 40's and skating with the homies. Often found as a skate flea; she jumps from shake junt to shake junt.

Homes....is that my skank junt on yo dick?

by Skank Juntery November 20, 2016

sugar skank

older woman who steals yonger men from a marriage and or relatonship by luring him in with her money

that woman is such a sugar skank for sleeping with billy

by good girl 2001 November 28, 2012

skank goating

blaming the crappiness of a situation on the skanky hoes present.

"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"

by buzzylinguardo February 1, 2010