Anything, at any time in the history of the world that has any significance toward the general population of the world, CAN AND WILL have at least one (1) conspiracy theory to go with it.
Normal guy- Did you hear they finally killed Osama Bin Laden?
Conspiracy Theorist- No man, they're just telling us that through the media that's run by the NWO. They really captured him and are keeping him in a prison cell in the underground bunker of the White House where they keep Elvis, Jim Morrison, Saddam Hussein, and the reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan who "really" gives all the orders to the current president in coded messages through his Alpha-Bits cereal every morning. Use your head, man. Think all the time, don't let THEM catch you unaware or they'll implant a chip in your brain and have complete control of you, man. *adjusts tin foil helmet and mumbles under their breath..."THEY ain't getting into my head,man."*
Normal Guy- I knew rule 751 would come into play pretty quick with this.
Conspiracy Theorist- No man, they're just telling us that through the media that's run by the NWO. They really captured him and are keeping him in a prison cell in the underground bunker of the White House where they keep Elvis, Jim Morrison, Saddam Hussein, and the reanimated corpse of Ronald Reagan who "really" gives all the orders to the current president in coded messages through his Alpha-Bits cereal every morning. Use your head, man. Think all the time, don't let THEM catch you unaware or they'll implant a chip in your brain and have complete control of you, man. *adjusts tin foil helmet and mumbles under their breath..."THEY ain't getting into my head,man."*
Normal Guy- I knew rule 751 would come into play pretty quick with this.
by Eustace Baggs May 27, 2011
Get the rule 751mug. Commonly known rule that states that all Rules must be read thoroughly before posting in any forum, chat, or Instant Messaging system.
Guy 1: "Dude, I just came from Fight Club..."
Guy 2: "Rules 1 and 2."
Guy 1: "What?"
Guy 2: "Rule 49."
Guy 2: "Rules 1 and 2."
Guy 1: "What?"
Guy 2: "Rule 49."
by Trickard August 12, 2009
Get the Rule 49mug. by Encanis October 2, 2009
Get the rule of tonnagemug. by Green7501 October 16, 2018
Get the Rule 34mug. Nick: Dude, I'm wearing my Tims today.
Alfred: Does your girl know the Tims rule?
Nick: Yeah man, why else do you think I'm wearing Tims?
Alfred: Does your girl know the Tims rule?
Nick: Yeah man, why else do you think I'm wearing Tims?
by We Jerkin February 5, 2010
Get the Tims Rulemug. A subrule to the well known Internet Rule 34. Subrule L states: All lifeforms, regardless of intent, have or will have gazed upon some form of pornographic material in their lifetime.
Dave: Hey I heard Lisa had her baby.
Jim: Yeah. That little guy had one hell of a view coming into this world.
Dave: Agreed. She introduced that kid to Rule 34L. Jealous.
Jim: Yeah. That little guy had one hell of a view coming into this world.
Dave: Agreed. She introduced that kid to Rule 34L. Jealous.
by amillionsheep November 8, 2012
Get the Rule 34Lmug. I'm establishing a new rule of the Internet because it's true.
Rule 113. If two people exist there's a ship of it.
Rule 113b. If two people exist and there's not a ship of it there will be.
Rule 113. If two people exist there's a ship of it.
Rule 113b. If two people exist and there's not a ship of it there will be.
by Zinkr7 February 25, 2015
Get the Rule 113mug.