paint eating monkey

a monkey who eats shit but really thinks its paint

look at the stupid paint eating monkey

by tamahau March 2, 2003

War Paint

the term used when a person smears feaces over their face for sexual gratification

god, did you see lynden with his war paint on?

by Daniel James Solan March 5, 2008

war paint

while getting a blowjob, you pull out and ejaculate on her face. aim for the eyes, and as she wipes away your load, it smears all her make-up and she looks like she belongs in an apache war party.

i took that girl home and decided to give her some war paint.

by trlynch13 July 2, 2008

Russian Paint Job

Purely confidential and no one in the world besides Evan Spink, a big fag, can know. And also his three friends.

He/She is such a Russian Paint Job
Wow, this smells like a Russian Paint Job.
That looked like a Russian Paint Job!
That felt like a Russian Paint Job.
FUCK YOU, you Russian Paint Job!
My 4x4 jeep is such a piece of Russian Paint Job.

by Evan Spink December 4, 2009

polock face painting

to cum on ones face, the act of cumming on anothers face

In the porn the man gave the girl a polock face painting

by Dawnson April 12, 2008

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Kentucky paint job

A Kentucky paint job is when a woman is on her period sits on your face and grinds untill your face is completely painted red with her blood. Like the red barns in the rolling hills of Kentucky

Hey baby I want you to give me a good old fashion Kentucky paint job

by Brian E Tarrants Jr August 16, 2022