A man or woman who has the insistent need to put their univited hands on another persons body whether it be at a club or at the movies on a first date. Keep your hands to yourself!
Lisa decided to help Johnathan with his homework one night and while they are sitting in her dorm room, he decides to place his octopus hands on her knee and proceed to slide up, while the other hand wraps around her shoulders....
by Carmen Brown21 February 25, 2010
by noop July 09, 2004
The Ugly friend of the Hot Chick that you want to hook up with. Someone has to "jump on the hand grenade" so the other can get to the hottie.
by Scotty2Hotty99 July 22, 2008
by HumBabe March 06, 2005
When a girl masturbates during her period, gets it all over her hands, then lets it dry up (giving the apperance of red clay).
by Shes deec April 07, 2008
The arms-extended-upwards palms-facing-out and swaying side-to-side or hopping up-and-down dance done by fervent Christians while in church. Usually seen in more fundamentalist/evangelical churches and "Songs4Worship" commercials. The religious version of jazz hands
What's with that Jeez hands dance they're doing?
That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.
That's why Baptists don;t have sex standing up. It leads to dancing.
by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2008
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