Father Figure

Something you do not have, and have waited thousands of years for, because he said hes "getting milk". Almost nobody had them come back, and when they are back, they are loving, and the child is a gigachad.

I just looked up father figure because i dont have one.

by bolivari May 25, 2023

Father figure

If one dislikes Stranger Things the automatically lack a father figure

She doesn’t like Stranger Things?! She has no father figure, no friends and definitely no bitches

by Lawordsoflawisdom5000 August 23, 2022

Father Figure

Something That You Probably Don't Have & That You Will Never Have!

"Do You Suffer From A Lack Of A Father Figure"

by TheLuigiChannel174 November 29, 2022

father figure

a figure who acts like a male parent those without one are mostly roasted and called "fatherless"

your a cowboys fan get a father figure before talking

by lolyourtrash March 08, 2023

father figure?

something u dont have

father figure?
i dont have

by tfredgvwbxhgus November 04, 2022

Father Lettuce

Father Lettuce is the name of the man who fears no God

"Hey, have you seen Father Lettuce today?"
"Who tf-"

by RemyTheRat August 23, 2021

Arse like his father

Looks like his dad.

Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.

by Goingson May 14, 2017