Douche Loops

What every douchebag or douchette eats in the morning.

So how was those douche loops today?

by mysterymeat4u November 2, 2010

douche bastard

It's like the next level of douchebaggery. When you can't decide to call somebody a douche bag or a bastard.

That guy with the popped collar is a real douche bastard

by giant in Korea May 9, 2011

PoePouche The Douche

Edgar Allan Poe

A way to describe Edgar Allan Poe and his all around entitled way of speaking

PoePouche the Douche states,"Words have no power to impress the mind without the exquisite horror of their reality."

by Poehater626 December 4, 2018

schmuck-douche

noun: one who behaves in the ways of a schmuck while simultaneously being a douchebag.

I can't believe Bill threw a pear at that Jeep. He is such a schmuck-douche.

by Phephalump October 22, 2010

douche wagon

Very similar to a butt wagon, though a bit more oriented toward people who deserve a heavier term than butt wagon. A douche wagon can also safely be called a buttsnoipe, an asshaberdasher, a bunghole, etc.

{Seen on a drone flight video posted on YouTube:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your bµñg#Ø£€ to your ṕ€n¡s ♪
♪ Some douche wagon neutralised my socks!!! ♪
{~850ms delay}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 8, 2021

jack douche

the or of a jack ass and a douche bag.

thats timmy the smith's kids... what a jack douche

by thefinness October 29, 2010

douche tilt

To tilt ones head up in a photo like a douche bag.

"Wow Mike Lieberman is rocking the douche tilt pretty hard in that selfie." (Also using the word "selfie" usually means you're a douche bag.)

by Mr. Perfect1 January 11, 2014