Harvest Moon

When you expose your bare ass, spread your cheeks and have a turtle head poking out.

Tim just have me a harvest moon. He better go shit before before he craps his pants.

by Dirty_Hairy84 September 24, 2022

moon lander

Getting to 3rd base with a guy

Tyler: "Chris will planting his flag in that guys moon. Moon landing succesful".
Harold: "Chris is the best moon lander"
Tyler : "He is my idol!!"

by Ben Mi hover March 30, 2016

mr moon

he is a almighty god who watches over people and punishs when being bad.

“i hate the moon so much the moonlight stops me from going to sleep”
mr moon,”SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

by fjnbjksdjnlkndti December 8, 2019

Moon Pie

When a someone ejaculates in someones anus.

Cream pies are old school, give me a moon pie.

by Loohoo23 February 5, 2021

Eggy Moon

A phrase used to describe a odd or weird situation

Person 1: HEY! A cow just walked down the street!
Person 2: OOH YEA! Woow, eggy moon

by J.Longton February 21, 2009

Noon to Moon

A criminally long shift lasting from Noon until Midnight or later.

Well, it looks like we’re working Noon to Moon tomorrow!!!!! #NTM

by madcastle September 7, 2020

Blue moon

Unprovoked crippling shooting arse pain you get every now and then (once in a 'blue moon') . Feels like someone is stabbing you in the arse hole for 10 seconds.

Lucy: Arrgghhh!!

Becky: What mate?!
Lucy: feels like someone just stuck a javelin up my butt!
Becky: That'll be a blue moon mate

by MommaGeee April 9, 2021