tear you a new one

Kicking someone's butt.

If you don't quit looking at my wife's hooters dude, I'm gonna tear you a new pronto.

by mangus June 5, 2004

Tear gas

When somebody farts and it smells so foul, it brings tears to the eyes, and everybody is fighting to get out of the foul space.

You're cruisin' down the strip bumping sick beats with the homies. One of them rips a nasty egg-like fart, causing fools to pull their shirts over their faces and/or pump the brakes allowing them to jump out the whip for fresh air.

Driver: "yo man, why you gotta tear gas my ride?, that shit was unnecessary"

by TDK NATiON August 9, 2019

Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own Anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is Tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

by Asian Lover July 16, 2008

tears off

expression that is used when you are amazed

"that shirt tears off"

"you see chuck liddel lastnight?"
"yea he tears off on everyone!"

by fabianmyniggas July 24, 2009

tear money

Money made off the tears of a woman. How you make it is up to you.

Let's make shirts, rent a bus, get laid, and get rich off their tear money.

by skubb May 6, 2011

tearable

Something that is so bad you could literally cry.

That essay I just handed in was tearable, I'm going to eat ice cream and sob while watching Mean Girls when I get home.

by color-and-colour December 7, 2012

virgin tears

The most deadly and lucid drug in the DFW area of Texas. Mostly used by high school age adolescents because the majority of those who use virgin tears die before the age of twenty.

Kevin loves smoking virgin tears, even though he knows what they do to his body.

by bVsedSod January 16, 2014