High Tech High School 

High Tech High School is a school Locted in Secaucus, NJ. It was formerly located in North Bergen, NJ, but moved because the building was old as fuck. Dunno why it’s called “High Tech” when the wifi here is literally so ASS. The dumbass defab majors take up 3/4 of the entire school. Dance majors and musical theatre majors are obviously superior because hello? We’re talented.

The school is mostly white girls who dye their hair blonde and you will rarely see any cute guys. There’s at least only 15 cute guys here. Juniors always vape in the bathroom and ask the freshies if they wanna hit.

Broadcasting kids are usually nerds or very attractive (50/50 chance). A bunch of white guys who preach about how saying the n word isn’t bad.. and a few shady dance majors who give people side eyes. Drama majors are always goofy bro those mfs don’t know how to SHUT UP!

Unnecessary classes like what the fuck is Math proficiency and why do we need to take it? We got a couple of teachers and counselors who are Pitbull look-alikes. We got a dumbass principle who dresscodes girls for even showing a GLIMPSE of their stomach. Freshmans here are short as fuck bruh and sensitive as hell. But hey they’re funny.

Mfs stay mad because our school has more fun shit than theirs LOL! No we’re not potheads.

“You go to high tech high school?”
“Yeah.”
“Shut the fuck up”

High Tech High School by ifuckinglovemetal November 9, 2021

I've slacked tech 

When an employee has not done the job requested and makes an excuse suggesting that they have taken approriate action while actually only sending ephemeral digital communicatios

I haven't done the presentation you asked for because my laptop is not working. I've slacked tech but they haven't responded yet

I've slacked tech by igbceo November 8, 2022

Minuteman Tech

The Best High School In MA

Person1: Dude i want to go to Minuteman Tech
Person2: Yeaa i knoww that place is the bomb!

Minuteman Tech by xxRawr96 May 13, 2011

Virginia Tech 

Overhyped football team that thinks they are god's gift to college football, but when they play quality football teams they lose. A school's whose football team is overhyped, but ultimately, sucks and underachieves.

"Man Virginia Tech is shitty, why can't they win a game that matters? It sucks to be a tech fan, cause the hokies always disappoints!

Virginia Tech by Tech sucks September 22, 2008

virginia tech 

The best school for learning to be a man! I don't know what the Citadel's problem is, but I'm just about ready to open a can of whoop ass on their puppy butts.

The Citadel is the bitch of the Corp of Cadets at Virginia Tech.

virginia tech by Mason December 19, 2003

Fox Tech 

A school located in downtown san antonio. the mascot is completely nappropriatte for the school because instead of being smart and making a fox the mascot, they made a buffalo the mascot. wow really creative, it also sucks because a school in another district has the same mascot and during competions, cheering can get very cnfusing.pepole come from mainly 3 schools IRVING, WHEATLEY, and Hawthorne
The cliques at TECH are pretty much like every other school. There is the potheads which are pretty much conected with everyone because every one smokes now.then theres the preps, consisting mostly of jocks and people in the samrt classes, they all think their cool but nobody else does, then there is a wide variety of gangsters, some from the east(wheatley), and some from the west (irving) wich walk around acting tough, and when it comes to their graffiti it really sucks. this causes tension in the school because of all the graffiti crews going against each other and calling it a war. BUt of course there never is a war (sign of weakness) at tech there is only one clique of "rockers" or "skaters" which mostly contain a wide variety of people they talk to everyone and dont discriminate(hate)
the hardcore kids are in there too but only about 3.
the scen style is used by only a couple of people in the school and the emo kids all hang out together wich are mostly all losers that do nothing.
the style at tech is the uniform modified to make it look like your wearing street clothes. most preps will dress in hollister to confirm their identity as a prep but the next day will come back weearing clothes that make him look like a hardcore kid but call it his own style
same thing for the skaters or rockers. these days the style is all the same everyones into the same shit and once in a while youll see someone waering a scarf like the guy from brokencyde and lil wayne wear.
The Administration at tech really sucks, they never tell you youve had to much absences till you get caught doing something. the counselors are cool sometimes but theyre still asswholes, the principal liokes to act tought and show some "tought love"
but everyone still hates him ,real asswhole he is.
there are good and bad teachers
some good teachers are MR. MRATINEZ(history, short guy), Mr.De Vega (excelent teacher)
some bad teachers are Smashburn.
in the end it will probably get closed down, but who knows maybe tech will change for the better

fox tech might seem like a good school beacuse of the magnet preogram but it will get closed down for sure

Fox Tech by potheadzzzzzz May 22, 2009

Bergen Tech 

Bergen Tech is the best school ever. The kids here range from A+ students, to athletes, to kids that have a solid D- average and still manage to get into a good college. Everyone that attends this school is known throughout Bergen County, because they are constantly visiting other towns. Hands down, this is the best Academy school to attend.

"What's that school that John goes too, and loves it?"
"Bergen Tech!"

Bergen Tech by Anonymous12236788 May 31, 2009