fat tard

an overweight or obese and mentally handicapped person.

look at jake over there eating all those donuts like a fat tard

by digeratiX January 5, 2010

Wii-Tarded

The act of getting down with the Wii until it gets Wii-Tarded up in here.

Grant: Yo nigs, where you at?
Patrick: I'm getting Wii-Tarded!!!!!

...

Grant: Shit is mad gay.
Patrick: Nu-uh you're gay.

by Gpopper. March 4, 2010

F - Tard

You are really just calling them a Fucking Retard but with abbreviations, thus making it less "offensive"

" I can't believe he did that, what an F - Tard!"

by Trista Jolie September 26, 2007

Smack Tard

The absolute greatest and funniest insult you can give a person. (recommended use is on popular online games)

~newbieMaN- yer a fag. quit being gay!yer a f**king homo and u need to die!

~You- Shut up u Smack Tard!
(OWNED!!!!)

by HippySlayer October 21, 2004

Tard

The most common nickname for Tardar Sauce, the grumpy cat of internet fame. Tard was born with a face that always looks grumpy, and so naturally the internet instantly loved her. She quickly became a meme, and has become quite famous.

Santa: What do you want for Christmas, Tard?
Tard: World War III

If you're happy and you know it, clap--
Tard: No

by shizfunkistan March 6, 2013

Tarded

To be so incredible slow that one cannot be considered retarded. A state of mind or of being beyond retarded. stuck on stupid. To be retarded one must first leave the state of being tarded

I was feeling so tarded ,I couldnt even think straight.

by Phoenix dawn December 11, 2017

E-tarded

The mental state of the next day after the use of MDMA (ecstasy). Often the feeling of depression, depleted, headache, mental confusion, loss of short term memory, fatigued.

I rolled hellla hard last night I feel pre e-tarded today...

by Mixmasterbrad July 18, 2009