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Freaky drunken girl. Might be into bondage. And bring on the whips and chains. Also part lush and can hold her alcohol. Can be found trying to sober her ass up at your local coffee shop looking looking for her next victim. She might let you pet her but she might also bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Approach with caution.
by Nat Nat June 5, 2019
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by Swaglicious Cookies August 23, 2012
Get the Tabatha mug.A tabloid puppet is a person who uses the mainstream media as their main source for information on political and entertainment matters. This person will believe almost anything, even the most ignorant rumors and slanderous lies, as long as its on TV or in a magazine, without any factual proof.
Tabloid puppets do not ever research and investigate the information that the media claims is true, which is usually half of the time fact mixed with rumor, false information, and random shit someone made off their head. Because of this, tabloid puppets can be very politically unaware and base their conclusions off of false affirmations. Tabloid puppets do not question what is said on their TVs or in the magazines, on the contrary, they spread the information to friends and colleagues.
Most tabloid puppets are educated through the brainwashing minds of CNN and FOX News and other various news networks. The more ignorant, gullible tabloid puppets usually watch shows such as "Entertainment Tonight", "Access Hollywood" and "TMZ". Don't get me started on magazines, those are even worse.
Unfortunately, the majority of the American public are tabloid puppets, and such make poor conclusions daily on politicians, celebrities, and other prominent figures shown in the mass media.
Tabloid puppets do not ever research and investigate the information that the media claims is true, which is usually half of the time fact mixed with rumor, false information, and random shit someone made off their head. Because of this, tabloid puppets can be very politically unaware and base their conclusions off of false affirmations. Tabloid puppets do not question what is said on their TVs or in the magazines, on the contrary, they spread the information to friends and colleagues.
Most tabloid puppets are educated through the brainwashing minds of CNN and FOX News and other various news networks. The more ignorant, gullible tabloid puppets usually watch shows such as "Entertainment Tonight", "Access Hollywood" and "TMZ". Don't get me started on magazines, those are even worse.
Unfortunately, the majority of the American public are tabloid puppets, and such make poor conclusions daily on politicians, celebrities, and other prominent figures shown in the mass media.
"Dude, did you know that Angelina Jolie said she is running for president?!!"
"Wow dude, you're such a tabloid puppet."
"I told my mom that the President was caught looking at this girl's ass, and she called me a tabloid puppet."
"Wow dude, you're such a tabloid puppet."
"I told my mom that the President was caught looking at this girl's ass, and she called me a tabloid puppet."
by iSpeakSmart July 29, 2009
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1.) Sarah: Are we still not gonna talk about uncle Charlie’s obsession with sitting at the kids table.
Aunt Gene: omg she’s shaking the table
2.) Publishing an article about racism in a town that has racial issues that no one generally talks about.
Aunt Gene: omg she’s shaking the table
2.) Publishing an article about racism in a town that has racial issues that no one generally talks about.
by SaidLilBitch October 9, 2017
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by Anonymous Abe January 8, 2009
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