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Chelsea Handler Syndrome

A situation when someone physically appears to be older than s/he really is. For example, Chelsea Handler appears to be at least 44, but in reality, she's only 34.
X: Man, the past 10 yrs since graduation have been rough on Kate.
Y: Yeah, considering we are only 28 and she looks 40. Classic case of Chelsea Handler Syndrome if I've ever seen it!
by Pippenstock October 9, 2009
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Sean Paul Syndrome

A condition in which a person speaks unintelligibly, and often times having no idea what the fuck he's talking about himself. Coined from the music artist Sean Paul, the creator and original host of this condition. There's only two ways to cure SPS:

1. Beating the person on the head until they speak English.
2. Brain surgery.
Symptoms of Sean Paul Syndrome may include:

1. Incoherent speech
2. Inability to know what you're talking about
3. Saying UH-OH! a lot
4. General annoyingness
by Dark Soul X July 30, 2009
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Same Face Syndrome

An artist who has Same Face Syndrome repeatedly draws the same face on every character they draw. This usually stems from a lack of artistic ability or knowledge.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Rob Liefeld's work?
Person 2: Yeah, it's awful. That guy has a serious case of Same Face Syndrome.
Person 1: How is he even getting paid for his art?
by charleychibi February 23, 2013
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Michael Phelps Syndrome

Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.

For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.
by BBC_Entertainment March 13, 2009
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Composter Syndrome

Composter syndrome refers to a psychological phenomenon experienced by individuals who have an intense desire to efficiently organize and manage composting processes. People with "composter syndrome" have an overwhelming compulsion to ensure that organic waste is properly recycled and transformed into nutrient-rich compost.

Individuals with composter syndrome may exhibit the following characteristics:

Obsessive attention to composting: They are constantly preoccupied with composting methods, such as the right balance of organic matter, temperature control, and moisture levels. They may spend an excessive amount of time researching composting techniques and experimenting with different composting systems.

Perfectionism in composting: People with composter syndrome strive for perfection in their composting efforts. They may feel a strong need to achieve the ideal compost composition, texture, and odor. They are often dissatisfied if their compost does not meet their self-imposed standards.

Anxiety about waste management: Individuals with composter syndrome may experience heightened anxiety or guilt when organic waste is discarded rather than being composted. They feel a deep responsibility for reducing waste and contributing to environmental sustainability.
Yeah, he definitely has composter syndrome. He just peed on his compost for the first time and is freaking out about ruining the pile’s nitrogen balance.
by 4aminstead August 9, 2023
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Stupid Bitch Syndrome

Stupid Bitch Syndrom (SBS) is a mental disorder afflicting young heterosexual females, first diagnosed in late 2000.

Symptoms include acting like a stupid bitch, and an inability to make decisions.

The SBS victim will often have a
string of boyfriends, but will be unable to commit to any of them.

The SBS sufferer prefers to have someone else make up their minds for them, ending up in relationships with
border-line psychotic men.
The infamous real-life "runaway bride" is the perfect example of someone afflicted with SBS.

Katie Holmes joining the religion of Scientology in order to please Tom Cruise is classic SBS.
by mkc July 14, 2005
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DEATH NOTE syndrome

Noun: Death note Syndrome is any anime in which you have mixed ideas on who to cheer for, either the good or bad guy. It comes to be like this because the bad guy's ideas may line up with your own,but most of the time the bad guy's Ideas may be that of a radical level,which is why sometimes you may side with the good guy.
Light supporter:"killing criminals is the ideal thing to do"
anti-Light supporter:"but you have you remember we have a judicial system for a reason"

"I have no idea who to cheer for, this anime has DEATH NOTE syndrome"
by NarutovsPein May 25, 2009
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