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kidney stroker

Put your tit's away love! I'm a kidney stroker.
by Phil Nurse September 5, 2003
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stoked

all hot n bothered, like being in side the big chimeys of stoke on trent, how it was in the old days you know staffordshire pottery, theres some aweful pictures of the chimneys taken by william blake, it looks like hell its self. its an old english saying probably last used by black country folk before it died out, its still a popular saying in australia. in staffordshire today they use the word "yampy" more, because now the words been branded into australian culture as an australian word
why a yo all runnin around hot headed
yeah, well "i'm totally stoked"
by paul hinton May 4, 2006
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stoked

Fucked in one way or another (EG. Knackered, Pissed Up, Hungover etc)
Mans was well stoked last night
by Josh Wheatley September 21, 2006
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Stroke break

when a group of companions step outside for a quality smoke
hey man i had a shitty day wanna have a stroke break
by neeek September 16, 2006
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Stroke of Genius

when a person actually has a stroke that parallelizes them completely but through their new found debilitation they find the time to learn great deals of information and become a genius.
After Demetri had his Stroke of Genius he got all As in high school.......

Tom: Awww I feel so bad for Demitri, he had a stroke!

Ethan: Nawww dude it was a Stroke of Genius, now he knows nuclear psychics. lucky bastard.

Tom: Wow that is pretty cool! I wish I could have a stroke!

Ethan: You mean a Stroke of Genius? Nobody actually wants to have a stroke, those are terrible.

Ethan: Yeah I know. I was making a joke.

Tom: Dude don't joke about strokes. Theres nothing funny about them....asshole.
by little building January 4, 2008
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Poke 'n' Stroke

When a female touches and rubs the male penis to give the male pleasure.
Oh he loved when i poked and stroked him!
by aShLeY April 9, 2003
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stroke

Look at that old stroke driving that golf cart.
by RodMunch69 February 4, 2010
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