stroking the jetpack

Obviously this is referring to stroking your penis aka masturbating.

aggressive foreplay

jerking off on a airplane (3 mile high solo club)

defining, "stroking the jetpack." "i was stroking my jetpack while the hot gym teacher was inside her office.

ahhhh god damn dudeee thats grossss."

by TheRea_ist August 18, 2024

Nature stroking

masturbating in a forest

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog

by nature stroker & floor shitter November 01, 2018

Stroke inducer

Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot

"Dude, that chick is a stroke inducer"

by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022

Mental Stroke

when you are in a group chat and they wont stop talking about stupid shit

I WILL HAVE A MENTAL STROKE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP

by WadedaGreat March 27, 2021

Stroke Stack

Stroke Stack: a large collection of adult magazine (e.g., Playboy, Penthouse, Oui) that were usually hidden from your mom; magazines collected for the purpose of masturbation.

My mom cleaned my room and she almost found my stroke stack.

by TooSick4U February 05, 2021

Southern Stroke

When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure

“Shit man, my

cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”

by Garth69420 August 13, 2021

Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.

Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.

by TupocLives May 31, 2021