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Thirsty Squirrel

When a gentlemen stretches his nut sack in the shape of a bowl and it's filled with beer, liquor, water, juice, etc. and his partner drinks the contents of the nut sack.
I got a good buzz last night when Brian gave me a Thirsty Squirrel of whiskey. He has a big nut sack.
by Ginger Bear September 5, 2018
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Oompa Squirt

when an Oompa Loompa is a little bit clogged up, so one must anally punish them til the point that they shit cum and poo at the same time.
“Wow Jimmy, that was quite the Oompa Squirt right there, how’d you get so good at it?”
by HorseCock69 April 16, 2019
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yosemite squirrel

More badass than a regular squirrel, a Yosemite squirrel is the Alex Honnold of the squirrel kingdom. It climbs mountains, drinks beer, and snatches food out of unsuspecting hands.
(Squirrel on top of half dome snatching lunches)
Adrian: How did that squirrel get up here?
Me: it’s a Yosemite squirrel. It does what it wants.
by emvyous July 2, 2020
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sea squirrel

Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.
"Why are you throwing bread into the ocean?"
"Because I'm feeding the sea squirrels, duh"
by Squirrellover1234 October 30, 2020
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Hershey Squirties

When you have such bad diarrhea it squirts out being wet and even making noise.
"Tom had Hershey Squirties last night!"
by MadMaz001 March 18, 2022
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Material Squirrel

by materialsquirrel April 29, 2022
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cummy squirms

When you edge yourself too much that it makes your body tremble uncontrollably.
Dustin edged himself so much to the point where he got the cummy squirms.
by tammyjoenrichiebaby January 19, 2023
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