squeezyhead

Someone who's so annoying that you'd like to take their tiny head between your fingers and squeeze it really hard.

My dad keeps teasing me. He is SUCH a squeezyhead!

by villavillain October 6, 2009

VG squeeze

the repetitive motion of tightening and relaxing the vaginal muscle in order to improve intercourse

"I've really improved my VG Squeezes, I'm at 3 sets of 25, 5 sets by the end of the week

by Eugenia January 13, 2005

apalachee squeeze

a double suplex with a sphincter kiss

and then i got her in a apalachee squeeze

by earlie November 13, 2011

Fresh squeeze

Two people maybe 3 who are homeboys and are GODS at 2K and must have a handshake and u must say fresh squeeze at the end

Damn they can play 2K they must be fresh squeeze

by 2K man May 17, 2019

Squeebage

Alternative word for marijuana

Dude, got any squeebage for sale?

by SJK July 26, 2006

squeelers

Usually teenage girls (but other people do it too) that scream with a high-pitched sound in appreciation (they go squeeeel).

You can usually hear them in theaters showing Twilight, conserts with the Jonas Brothers and other stuff with similar fanbases.

Dude, I walked past this huge crowd of people around Justin Bieber and it was full of squeelers. I still can't hear properly...

by thelinx March 27, 2010

chocolate squeegee

The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.

Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?

by Flannel Jake January 16, 2011